Posted by
Waski_the_Squirrel on Wednesday, May 02, 2007 1:49:12 AM
I couldn't help myself. I wanted to talk a little about bad television. I'm not too current on newer shows since I don't have television at home. Please bear with me!
I think the single biggest mistake that many television shows make is to overstay their welcome. Many good shows start well and then the creators run out of ideas. I mentioned yesterday that
Battlestar Galactica is starting to do this and I also noted that
Life on Mars avoided the whole problem.
There are so many things wrong with staying too long that go beyond running out of ideas. In the show
Growing Pains, the whole family dynamic worked until the kids got older. Then the mother had to get pregnant and various other kids had to be brought in to try and reclaim that dynamic.
The same thing happened with
Leave it to Beaver, a much older show. Beaver was "cute" until he hit puberty. Then he came across as more creepy than anything else.
As writers run out of ideas, they try new things that don't fit the show. The classic example is from
Happy Days. In one episode, Fonzie was waterskiing and jumped a shark. As a result, it is now common to say that a particular show "jumped the shark". There is an entire
website devoted to identifying when shows "jumped the shark."
Other shows develop a social consciousness and stop entertaining and try to preach or enlighten.
Happy Days and
Growing Pains both did this. You always knew you were in for a bad night when the advertisements would mention, "...a very special episode of
Growing Pains". Jumptheshark.com mentions this phenomenon as well.
Another issue that shows suffer is that they have a weak premise. I originally thought
Life on Mars was one of these. The idea of a modern police officer finding himself in 1973 is almost cringe-inducing. However, the show was great. It was one of the few that exceeded my expectations by a lot.
On the other hand, I remember a show about an alien living with a family. It was called ALF. It was DUMB.
I've tried to watch it, and I still think it's dumb. I actually have that feeling about a lot of shows.
Some rely too much on novelty or a popular movie. For example, CBS attempted a show based on the movie and book
The Client. That one died a quick death. Another show I recall (but the name isn't in my memory) was about a teenage girl with the ability to stop time.
Many shows are watchable and forgettable.
Dukes of Hazzard is one of these. Many are not to my taste. I was pretty horrified on one trip by a show about a gay man sharing an apartment with a straight woman. I learned later it was a popular show (I cant rememember the name of this one either). I don't care for
Seinfeld. I watched one episode of the
Amazing Race with girlfriend. Had it not been for her, I'd have switched the channel.
Mostly, I find that television sucks away my time. I always want more time and I never have enough. I want to read, I want to watch movies, I want to write (and blog), I want to be outdoors, I want a garden, I want to fix my house, and the list goes on. That's just in my free time. When I relax, I want something worth relaxing with.
I don't have television and I don't miss it. I'm in touch with the world, educated, and up to date. By cutting television out of my life I have more time for other things and the distance to recognize both the good and the bad on television.